Pairings: Jongin/Kyungsoo, Side Baekhyun/Sehun
Length: 4.8k words
Summary: Jongin owns a flower shop and one evening, a man storms in, slams some money on the table and says, “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”
Warnings: mild language, angry!Soo, mentioned abuse of flowers (I'm sorry!), mentioned of alcohol use, should i warn for badly written crack?
Notes: Based on this tumblr prompt. Originally written for the 10KFR Project on kaisooficrec
“Can I help y—” Jongin begins to ask.
The customer slams something on the counter. It’s made of paper, whatever it is, and looks suspiciously like a fifty-dollar bill. Scowling, the man asks, “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”
Jongin's too stunned to say anything more eloquent than, “I beg your pardon?”