Word Count: ~23.7k words
Side Pairing(s): Sehun/Jongin
Warning(s): [click to open] brief mentions of moderate alcohol and nicotine use, stranger nudity, dicks, there’s talk about dicks, hand jobs, blow jobs, frottage, logic is an elastic thing because this is a magical realism au, passing references to a possible brain tumor (but there’s no tragedy here dw)
Summary: Magical realism!AU. Romance novelist Park Chanyeol is having the worst writer’s block of his career. Frustrated, he tries writing on an old typewriter and for the first time in weeks, the words start to flow. The next morning, he wakes up to a naked stranger spooning him--a stranger who just happens to be the main character from his novel.
Author's Note: Ruby Sparks!AU originally written for BAE
It’s Chanyeol’s morning wood that wakes him. To begin with, anyway. Groaning, he buries his face into his pillow to hide from the slivers of sunlight that have snuck their way around the blackout curtains. He doesn’t want to get up. Not yet. Why do human beings even have to pee, for fuck’s sake. So unnecessary. Sleeping is necessary. Peeing is unnecessary and should be banned. Feeling very grumpy and put upon, Chanyeol curses his bladder and whoever had decided it was a brilliant idea for human beings to be saddled with the damn things.
It takes him a few moments but Chanyeol finally begins to notice just how warm it is under the covers even though the AC is turned up high. With a growing sense of panic, he realizes that there’s a slim arm wrapped snugly around his chest and a thigh pressing against his own. A very warm and very naked male thigh that’s pressed against his own equally warm, equally naked male thigh.